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heliolisk:

listening to your favorite song as it gets closer to the chorus
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theabcsofjustice:

Slamming your card down as hard as possible clearly makes it work better. You also have to make that face when you do it.

theabcsofjustice:

Slamming your card down as hard as possible clearly makes it work better. You also have to make that face when you do it.

bobbyhorin:

*sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him 

religiousmom:

when somebody shares TWO of your weird interests

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transdio:

me: *comes out of the ocean after 100 years*

you: did you just come out of the ocean after 100 years? hey did this guy just come out of the ocean after 100 years? he looks really good. you look really good dude congratulations

me: ^_^

vinebox:

grandpa Watchn Nicki Minaj Anaconda

lightspeedsound:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

and even if this was true like why can’t these men just jack themselves off tho

mya-ta:

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